Monday, June 6, 2016

All Maggie's Parties


No one who just looked at these girls would ever guess that they were twins.

Lucy still very much wants to pick up photography, but she still hasn't been able to find a camera anywhere in town. I thought there MUST be a place to get a camera in town, but I asked Google, and you have to travel to a foreign country to get one. Seriously! Simerica does not manufacture cameras. Because Nathan loves his daughter, he sets off to France to find her a bloody camera.

Gonna find the hell out of that camera.

 He arrives in France looking dapper as usual.



"Excuse me, do you have any cameras? I would have just bought one in my home country, but it seems you snail-eating weirdies are hoarding them all, and you don't ship overseas."

Nathan was only able to find the cheapest of cheap cameras. It wasn't until he'd already returned home that I found out Egypt has all the best cameras. Here I figured it'd be France, with all their snooty photographers and film directors. Ah well.

My game playing has been reduced to rushing the girls through the school week so I can get to the weekend and have Maggie throw more awesome parties. I guess that's pretty much how high school goes. Except most high schoolers don't have excellent and wealthy parents who let them throw parties at their house.

Lucy and Ian continue to socialize at Maggie's parties, but not really outside of them.


Celina, Shamus's daughter, gave Lucy a weird frown while she was talking to Ian.


I thought maybe Ian and Celina were involved, and Celina was jealous of Lucy. But it turned out Lucy and Ian were just standing in the way of the plate of cookies Celina wanted to get to. She wasn't crazy jealous, she was just crazy hungry.

Lucy and Ian moved out to the back deck to get some air and converse where it was quieter.



Nathan, being a Loner, was stressed out by so many people being in his house, so he escaped to the museum. Where he got stuck, apparently, because hours after the party ended and he was nowhere to be found, I realized he was still at the museum, standing in a corner, in the dark, being really really hungry and sad.


At another party, Ian's sister made it clear that she did not approve of Lucy dating her brother.


The party was actually supposed to be in the town center, but I goofed and selected the community garden instead. It's a bit difficult to have a party in a maze of fences and flower bushes, but Maggie pulled it off anyway. She's just that good at partying.


During yet another party, this time at the house again, Nathan and Molly visited the museum to get out of the house. Molly had an interesting encounter with a young woman who felt nauseous and loudly proclaimed, "GEE I DON'T FEEL GOOD! I SURE WISH THERE WAS A DOCTOR AROUND!" She might as well have yelled it right in Molly's face. Maybe she did. She clearly knew Molly was a doctor at any rate, as evidenced by her thought bubbles:


Molly of course helped the poor woman by giving her a funny look and wiggling her index finger in circles at her.


Did I mention that Molly rejoined the medical career? She still writes in her spare time, but now that the girls are teenagers, she has the time to be a surgeon again. While doing a free vaccination clinic, she ran into Bill Racket, the kinda gross, mean dude that Heather (almost) cheated on Nathan with.


Well, now he is a gross mean OLD dude, ha ha.


Precious Mark was there too, but she doesn't look any different. She still calls Nathan to chat every now and then, and every time I click the button that says Nathan does not have time to talk. Because no, he does not have time to talk to strange women from his past who might be obsessed with him.

I just really liked this picture of Maggie jumping on the trampoline:


Time for another party! To the town center! For real this time, because the garden party was stupid.


From across the square, Maggie sees this dude whom she has never met in her life. Which is surprising, considering he's her age.


She zooms over to him, introduces herself, and starts talking about cool stuff like death.


His name is ALEJANDRO, which pretty much REQUIRES him to grow up to be a saucy latin sexpert. They chatted for a while, but Maggie had hungry guests to attend to, so she grilled up a batch of hot dogs.


She set the nice steaming plate of food on the nearby picnic table and turned her back for one minute, and this asshole, who wasn't even invited to the party, took the hot dogs and threw them right in the trash.


Maggie made up another batch immediately, but by the time they were done, most of her guests had left. Stupid hot dog wasting jerk. Sam, or Alistair, I don't even remember, one of them was there with Heather, and Maggie wanted REALLY BAD to swing on the swings but they were hogging them. So she went home. Hmph!


Seeing Sam and Alistair as adults remind me of how old Nathan really is. He's pushing 50, I would estimate, in sim years.


But he's still young enough to get really excited about looking at the stars through a telescope. D'aww.

Oh and Nathan FINALLY reached the top of the Inventor career. Holy christ on a baguette, it took forever. But at least at the end of it all he got a special ceremony in which the mayor gave him the key to the city!





I've never understood why getting the key to the city was such a big honor. I mean it's not like it unlocks the secret city vault of vast riches, so who gives a flying dutchman.

And then, the inevitable glitching.



Those two froze, and Nathan and Lucy turned invisible. Maybe some day I'll be able to actually play this game that I paid good money for, WITHOUT the constant fear of my game glitching and destroying itself.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Babies as Plot Devices

Weeks have passed since Nathan and Molly did the no-pants dance. Neither has said a word about it. They're pretty much just pretending it never happened, while also avoiding the hell out of each other. Nathan's beard and hair continue to grow.


Molly's little romantic interlude with her boss Shamus ended up costing her a lot of job performance, even though their platonic relationship levels are still high. In a fit of (heartbroken?) insanity, Shamus called Nathan and ranted for a while. I don't speak Simlish, but their conversation seemed amiable enough.


A few days later Shamus called Nathan again, this time asking Nathan to fix his stereo. But Nathan has no desire to be friends with Shamus, so he hung up on him. Hopefully he won't call again.

 Life continues as usual, but Molly has a secret...


She has no idea how to tell Nathan. He blithely goes around tinkering and playing guitar, oblivious to the fact that Molly has been reading pregnancy books and staying home from work. Molly knows how unobservant Nathan is, or she would worry he'd find out. I mean, Nathan is the kind of guy who will stand in the middle of the living room and loudly play guitar even though you are trying to watch Cookin' Cable.


Finally, Molly realizes she can no longer hide her pregnancy from Nathan, seeing as how she has to walk with her fat pregnant belly all jutting out like so:


She catches Nathan in the laundry room and says she has something important to tell him. Nathan says uh-huh, uh-huh, only half paying attention.


"I'm pregnant."


He takes it pretty well, considering. After all, he IS a father already, even if he hasn't seen his sons since Heather took them away years ago. But he's willing to start anew and try to start another family.


Since they'll be raising a child together, Nathan figures they should probably start acting like a couple.

"So, uh, do you wanna, you know, go steady...? Or.. something?"

Molly readily agreed. I'm not sure how the two feel about each other. Nathan is following in the footsteps of his father by accidentally knocking up a lady but deciding to stick with her and the kid. They are definitely still best friends, and it could be argued that two best friends are likely to do as well as, if not better than, a traditional couple at parenting.

Nathan is actually kind of excited. He cooks dinner to celebrate!



It's business as usual for a few months, except that Molly goes to the spa for massages a lot, and they are no longer ignoring each other. Then it's time to pull the bun out of the oven.


Hahahaha.

And so Nathan gains a pair of twin girls to balance out the twin boys he already has. They are named Lucy and Maggie. The boys' room still pretty much exists the way Heather left it, but since it'll be housing two beautiful baby girls now, it needs a makeover.

Before:


And after:



Nathan and Molly have certainly got some challenges ahead of them, but at least they're in a good position to raise children. They already have a large house, steady income, and about 75,000 simoleons saved. And despite Molly's Chinese heritage, they don't live in China, so they don't have to sell their baby girls and try again for a boy. Hooray!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

You All Saw This Coming


You'll recall that the last episode of Simcentric was filled with odd people visiting Nathan and Molly's house. Well, people are still lining up to see them, apparently. Some old dude in a cowboy hat showed up, and Nathan's had enough of people randomly ringing his doorbell, so he just went out and shooed the guy away.


Just a few hours later, the doorbell rang again! Molly, fresh from a dip in the pool, goes to chase off the unwanted visitor. To her surprise, it's not a stranger. It's her boss, Shamus.


Shamus and Molly have an odd history. Even though she's a cute young twenty-something and he's her married, balding, vaguely shrewish-looking boss, there has always been sexual tension between them. She invites him in, and it's not long before that old tension comes back.


They kissed, and he spent the night, but not in Molly's bed. When she went to sleep, he crawled into Nathan's bed (Nathan was down in his shed at the time). In the morning, Nathan wanted to go to bed, but found Shamus sleeping in it, so he yelled at Shamus to GTFO. Shamus and Molly headed to work in separate cars, and Molly was instructed to perform a free clinic.


See that nice fence and gate? Yeah that's because the free clinic is held at the graveyard for some reason. Not the most optimistic location to treat sick people.

A few days pass, and Molly decides she's really going to put the moves on Shamus. Wife or no, he will be hers! She puts on a cute little sparkly dress and gets ready to invite him over.


They sit on the couch and make small talk for a few moments, and then Molly can wait no longer. She makes her move!


That goes well, and after some sweet make-outs, she leads him upstairs to her bedroom, where he gives her the wickedest bedroom eyes I have ever seen.



Clearly he is sending out "let's get frisky" vibes, so Molly leans in for a lil' somethin', and he shockingly pushes her away.


"How DARE you try to kiss me! Just because I made out with you on the couch five minutes ago and then gave you sexy eyes AS HARD AS I COULD doesn't mean I want to have sex with you! What kind of doctor do you think I am? Hmph!" 

Poor Molly, in her confusion, is wracked with guilt. She is a Good sim, but she just tried to seduce her boss, a married man. What has she done? She has a rude awakening, probably made ruder by the realization that Shamus isn't even attractive, and she ends their affair immediately.


She righteously kicks Shamus out of the house, and then not-so-righteously gets into her PJs, sits on her bed and sobs. Nathan is in bed, but he hears her crying and goes to investigate. Because he is such a super pal, he hops on her bed and gives her comforting hugs.

Aww! Just look at her happy little squinty eyes! Wait, was that racist? I didn't mean like, Asian squinty, I meant happy squinty. Shut up! YOU'RE racist!

We've all seen enough movies to see where this is going. Molly is all emotional and weepy, plus sexually frustrated 'cause she didn't get to hump Shamus (thank god), and Nathan is, well, a dude, and so...


Yeah, they boned.